Home Is Where The Horns Are!

We recently found out that we will be moving to Edmond, Oklahoma (suburb of OKC). I am really not sure I have ever even been to Oklahoma, much less know much about it. The good news is everyone who is from there or has lived there LOVES it. The other news is that I have to find a school for Drew who starts kindergarten in September and a pre-school for Kenna! I did get a great list from my brother, Clay, that I had to share... Hook 'Em Horns!

1. If I ever see you guys having any OU sport gear or items , by all means stay there, don't even consider coming back to Texas except for holidays.

2. If you stay in Oklahoma more than 10 years also don't come back to Texas. Same rule applies to me as far as North Carolina. ( Hey, I gotta be fair right?)

3. I don't know what those Okies do for fun up there but to be safe, DON'T DO IT! Unless you have a first aid kit.

4. If asked a question where the answer involves the number two always
reply with the hook em horns sign.

5. When arguing with an Okie be sure to point out your from Texas and you will win every argument.

6. If you are visiting Texas after the move and get pulled over by the cops and you give them your Oklahoma drivers license, always tell them you are only living there temporary. You will get off with just a warning.

7. When relatives visit, apologize profusely tell them the location is only temporary. You will also get away with just a warning. ,,

8. If asked a question that the answer involves the number four, give
them two hook em horns signs. ,, ,,

9. If you get pulled over by cops in Oklahoma, mention you are from Texas and only living here temporary and they will apologize for stopping you and let you off with just a warning.
10. When asked a question that involves the number one, give them the
finger. ,l,,

With the exception of maybe number 4 and 8, you will do just fine.